Duna nuna nuna... (ok that is suppose to sound like the ameican idol music)

Well he sat here like he was Simon from American Idol, went thru all of the jokes one by one, then once more. He said I had to find more stuff to give away cuz he had narrowed it down to a top three. But these aren't the bottom three these are the top three - The First and Second runner ups will get a little envelope of goodies as well!

Second Runner up --------

Colleen said...
What a fun idea, here is mine... Two guys had heard that when Beethoven died that he was buried with original manuscripts of several of his compositions. Including a few that had never been published or heard. The two men were talking and decided that they would dig up Beethoven and take some of the manuscripts to sell hoping to make some money. They went out to the cemetery on a moonlight night and started to dig. After about 2 hours they reached the casket. They jumped into the hole to open the casket and were surprised to find a little old man sitting in the casket with an eraser and erasing the music. They asked him what he was doing and he said "decomposing"Here is hoping that I win.


First Runner up -----------

christie said...
First off, I love your blog!! You have so many beautiful creations. I read this joke today on a website that I'm a member of:While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair." Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me."Keeping my fingers and toes crossed!!

And the Winner is!!!!!!!

Kristin in OH #2764 said...
A group of bank robbers walks into a bank, after they rob the place, the first robber turns to a group of customers. He says to the first customer, "Did you see me rob the bank?", to which the customer replies "Yes". The robber shoots him, fatally. The robber then turns to the second customer and asks "Did you see me rob the bank?". The second customer replies "No I didn't, but my wife did!" lol


Ok... it must be a man thing cuz he thought that one was hysterical... and so did every other husband he told it to!

If you will each email me your names and addresses I will get the prizes out ASAP!

michelleo@hughes.net